Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).
"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."
"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."
"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."
"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."
"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."
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The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning
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Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)
Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)
The slimy salute is being defined in two ways:
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.
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