Turd Souffle

A well risen turd based desert made as follows:
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve

It was bad enough that I shat myself, but the preceding bottom burp gave birth to a rancid turd souffle

by Party Weasel October 13, 2010

Suit-pant Souffle

A light and airy trouser infusion, in contrast to a Pants Casserole. Typically quickly baked and delicate in composition

Jimmy: that's quite a complex, delicate fragrance wafting over here Thomas.
Tom: that's my Suit-pant Souffle.

by jimbob pantpants April 6, 2009

snufflefumpkins

A universal word to describe any feeling of emotion or any occuring event.

"Holy shit, i just fell in shit, oh snufflefumpkins"

"I shanked a man in prision, snufflefumpkins"

by Mr. Gordy December 3, 2007

shuffed

Shuffed is when you are too chonged or drunk to know or do stuff.

What the mush I was so shuffed last night

by Shotty rules November 24, 2015

Shuffled

To be burned without prior notice.

After Charlie mentioned Elliot's job, Elliot immediately shuffled him into silence.

by tommybabe December 13, 2008

Snuffleupagus

When you're in the 69 position, and the guy pulls his dick out of the female's mouth, then lays his balls over her eyes and his dick over her nose, thus making her look like the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus.

Dude, I just laid my balls and dick on my girl's face, and she looked just like Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street!

by jaam121388 December 4, 2010