Russian Hook

while taking a shower at the YMCA and you use the detachable shower head to come up behind someone and put the shower head up the persons ass and hook them like a fish and reel them in by pulling the hose leading to the shower head... Usually this occurs after you have seen black man junk and after stealing clocks from the locker room.

Steven, Jay, and Justin went to the YMCA, after sweating from basketball and having some male bonding while naked in the sauna and seeing more naked men than should ever be possible, gave each other russian hooks in the showers.

by Handz27 November 27, 2009

Russian Spy Goggles

When you put your nuts on someones eyes

Hey pretty lady, wanna pretend its still the cold war and put on some russian spy goggles?

by JmRg October 22, 2010

Russian Cornflake

A sexual act involving scraping off shavings of skin from your penis with a cheese grater and placing them on your partners face.

Wow! After that Russian Cornflake I gave Janice last night, I thought my penis would never recover. Fortunately I had the presence of mind to stick in the fryilator at work the next day.

by Chronicmastabata2011 January 10, 2011

Russian Fury

When you are about to have a crazy orgasm, and you try to hold it as much as you can and you just start beating your sex partner.

John was squatin like a girl tryin to hold his organsm, and he just russian furied Jenn.

russian fury

by GaMeRrEmAg December 3, 2007

Russia

The world's leading supplier of mail order brides. Slightly less important than China, who produces our remote controls and McDonald's Happy Meal toys.

"Look, if I wanted a wife to nag my head off Drippy, I'd order one from Russia."

by nasuke July 17, 2004

russian handjob

when a girl jerks you off and finishes off on her tits.

Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008