chocolate rubber duck

This one is rude... but ok, there you go:
You take these little cake-pans, that look like ducks (you sure find some on the intenet).
Then mix your brown shit with some of these binders, that become hard when they dry and become fluid again when they get wet. Put the mix in the duck-cake-pan and let it dry.
Afte drying put some perfume or stuff on it that smells like chocolate.
That little chocolate-rubber-duck fella, you place in the shower.
Next time your girl wants to shower, tell her she has to use that chocolate-rubber-duck you just baught for her!

That bitch gets a chocolate rubber duck as present!

by Julz80 April 16, 2007

rubber stamp

Hiding the used condom in your hookup's purse.

That bastard left a rubber stamp in my coach purse! Well yeah, I'll still see him again.

by spoon1990 March 8, 2011

Robby

Narcissistic, ass hole, douche bag, will scream at you if you don't let him over draft your debit card. Will put you in debt. Call you means names. Has a small dick. Cheater cheater pumpkin eater. Makes good omlets though. If you meet a Robby, his mom is probably fucking pshyco.

Ew run, it's a Robby.

by Ihaterobby November 29, 2017

Bum rubbish

Ones excrement. The produce of your caboose. shit

'OH for fuck's sake Tom you've gone and got bum rubbish all over your grandfather's Honda Civic. Lick it up now or i'll have you recycle all your turds from now on!... Good boy. Thats right, lick that shit. Hey Tom? Now that your licking stuff, why don't you try and lick your mother? I'm getting kind of wet here watching you...'

by Pattles October 18, 2008

rubberneck

A total numbnuts!

Slang for a person who has just committed or ready to commit an act of stupidity.

This whole traffic jam is becuase that numbnutted cop decided to stop someone for not using his blinker during rushour. What a freakin rubberneck!

by Rubbernck December 24, 2003

rubberband man

A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.

Rubberband man theme tune:

Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!

Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?

by cheddarfloor April 30, 2006