Rump Roast

When you thrust in so hard that her ass sets on fire. (aww c'mon, u noe wat the "thrust" part is... doncha)

"Man it was so hot in bed, you know..."
"How come?"
"I gave my girl the rump roast."
*laughing* "And then?"
"Well... her ass caught on fire..."
"Really? That's cool man! Last time I only managd to get my girl to blow all over me."
"And the bed caught fire as well due to friction."
"Then what happened?"
"My house burned down!"
"All that cos of only a rump roast... hmm, I should be careful then..."

by Kickin' Ass January 21, 2003

roastedass

a burning ass; the burning of the flesh in and around the anus

that shit smells like roastedass

by roastedass January 10, 2008

roasted hamhocks

The vaginal lips of a female that have been severly beaten and over-cooked then blackened to a charbroiled crisp due to years of extensive abuse while trickin te track.

There go that nasty ass lunch lady from school. Ya " I heard her shit smells likes roasted hamhocks."

by ruffridin4247 January 8, 2010

weenie roasting

n. when your girlfriend asks you how many girls you have had sex with

Josh: yo Blake, did you here about shawn?
Blake: nah, what happened?
Josh: he got a weenie roasting by his girlfriend and then bitch slapped when he gave her the answer
Blake: how many did he say?
Josh: 100!
Blake: whatta playah!

by archbishop301 June 22, 2014

Roasted

Getting clowned on to the fullest extent

They wasn't clownin that nigga they was roastin his ass!
Boy got Roasted!

by Courtesy July 2, 2012

Roast Beef Cunt

When an old, big lipped pussy flops all over the place like cold cuts flapping in the wind.

I went down on that hot ass milf today, but boy did she have a badass roast beef cunt

by Matthew J. Sullivan December 22, 2008