reverse playdough

When a man is about to cum, but their partner says something so crazy the sperm shoots back into their testicles.

Trevor was balls deep in his girlfriend and just about ready to drop his load. All of the sudden she shouts "YOU'RE AS GOOD AS MY DAD"! Trevor and his future children realized that this chick was a little too much for them, and then proceeded to perform a reverse playdough.

by Axriel October 20, 2017

reverse murphy

Murphy's law states that everything that can go wrong will. A reverse Murphy is when things should have gone wrong, and yet didn't.

"The guy drinks a whole 24 case of beer, and gets in a laundry basket pulled behind a snowmobile on a lake."
" The idiot died right?"
" He pulled off a reverse Murphy!"

by The original Murphy October 24, 2017

reverse jellybean

when you get so horny your dick pops back inside of you

sally you made me reverse jellybean

by reverse jellybean April 25, 2017

reverse cactus

The act of smacking someone in the ass with a hand full of pins, in a sexual matter.

Lastnight I reverse cactus that girl.

by PussyDestroyer6869 July 3, 2017

Reversed confidence

The state in being so insecure with yourself; that your confidant you will find a way to mess it up/have an awareness that you need to be vigilant about messing it up..

Mann, I'm really into that girl but I've got my whole reversed confidence thing going on so I'm sure I'll find a way to mess it up....

by Desolate jovial October 31, 2017

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

Reverse Upfriend

(v) When a friend or relative's friend befriends you after meeting you. This is not as common as upfriending but does occur occasionally when the friend's friend realize you are a upgrade. This is the ultimate insult to the original friend or relative.

Eric and Christine reverse upfriend. Eileen and Johnny by inviting them to the neighborhood barbeque

by gambler325 June 16, 2016