El Ranchero

The man of the ranch for he is always lost in the sauce, or someone who is the player of players.

Damn he was el ranchero with that girl last night

by Cpl jacobson November 21, 2021

Habit Ranch

The best ranch dressing in the entire world.

Yeah, wingstop’s ranch is good - but have you had HABIT RANCH? To die for.

by California77 November 23, 2021

Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch

by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

The ranch

When you are finally reaching the level of drunk to almost blackout

This is my 36th beer I’m getting close to the ranch

by gabemay4 January 6, 2022

cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022