two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.

Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.

by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

A Gentlemen's Race

A race wear two (or more) men start ejaculating at the same time and whoever finishes first, wins the race.

"Hey man I heard they had a Gentlemen's race in the men's bathroom right now."

by JJohn7 August 09, 2017

Deep sea racing prawn

To describe the ugliness of someone

Look at phill he has the head of a deep sea racing prawn

by Dave from the city July 18, 2024

Race To Pee

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.

When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.

James, and I would race to pee in the bathroom to see who would pee first.

by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019

guitarms race

Portmanteau of the words "guitar" and "arms race." A race between bands to accumulate the coolest, best-sounding and most elite guitar and bass gear; broadly: an ever escalating race or competition to be more aesthetically and sonically untouchable than the next band

That indie rock band thinks this is some kind of guitarms race. They're running cooler gear than every scene band, as well as major label sell out bands. You just know they're constantly on the gear page and didn't buy that stuff at guitar center. Total guitar geeks.

by PaintInMotion March 16, 2018

Racing Brilliancy

Instead of racing thoughts, racing brilliant ideas

Try sleeping when you think of a new rhyme every 10 seconds, fricking racing brilliancy.

by brycearoni8899 May 22, 2025

race milker

A person who, having one Great-Great-Grandparent of a particular race, identifies uniquely with that distant relative's race for the purposes of obtaining financial advantage and benefit.

Marcus is a Race Milker who identifies as being indigenous based on one Great-Great-Grandparent having been indigenous. Marcus is doing this to receive financial benefits available exclusively to people of his distant descendants race!

by Aggrieved Taxpayer March 25, 2024