quaif

Maiden

My fair quaif...

by Woo April 14, 2006

Quaf

The plural of quef.

"Man, how many times did you Quaf, steve?"

by Sargent Snake August 30, 2006

Georgia O' Queef

when something queer happens,
"GHEY"
or something goes wrong,
meaning oh bollocks or thats a bit shit

When your pencil breaks you might say
"well that's a bit Georgia O' Queef !"

by Z.R. December 18, 2007

queef-biscuit

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

by Douchebag March 11, 2003

Queef

A fanny fart

did i just hear a queef or did someone just open a packet of quavers?

by Cheesy nob bob December 21, 2002

Queef Sandwich

A sandwich with both quail meet and beef. Best served hot. Often referred to simply as a Queef.

I think Ill have some Limburger Cheese on my sandwich. I know the cheese smells bad, but nothing beats a stinky queef sandwich.

I'm so hungry I could eat my queef, your queef and and even that prostitutes queef.

I thought it would be awful, But now I know its not always bad to have a mouth full of Queef. I cant wait to get my next Queef Sandwich.

Jimmies mad at me. I went to his house for lunch yesterday and I ate his moms queef when nobody was looking.

by Jeppeto1 December 26, 2010