The Pump

Chicago Nickname for a fire hydrant. A fire hydrant is an above-ground connection that provides access to a water supply for the purpose of fighting fires.

You don't need no swimming pool girl! Here's a wrench, now go open the pump and be careful 'cause that beyotch across the street might call the popo on you!

by ZOTO October 24, 2008

Gas PumP

A person who needs to have his/her gas PumPed; Someone from Dunmore, PA; An L7

That fucker is such a gas PumP....
Zeeeeeeeeaaaaaa

by Hip March 28, 2003

get the pump on

A phrase traditionally used by drunken yobs to rouse and rally the troops into a frenzy and to encourage evenings of dance, music, intellectual discussion and hopefully later, some sex. However, the phrase can mean what you want it to mean. It's a metaphor on life, man. According to legend the phrase was first heard echoing around the streets of Malia, an island in Greece, only a year ago. Get the pump on.

fucking get the pump on!

by Marting August 31, 2008

One pump chump

A person who drinks one drink and is drunk/ throws up. Lightweight

That dude is a one pump chump he threw up off one drink.

by Slapanja September 2, 2020

stomach pump

being turned on by something so disgusting that you vomit into your lap and use said vomit as lube to masturbate

that naked dead chick was so hot beej had to go stomach pump.

by GrimmJeeper June 20, 2007

Behavior Pump

An organ which resides inside the brain that responds to all input with simple, raw emotions. Output of the behavior pump is usually mediated by the higher functioning of the neocortex.

The man who cut me off on the highway caused my behavior pump to overreact.

by Nathan Esch June 15, 2008