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Aaaaaaaggghhhh i just jerked off to a potato and i just did a Potato balls cummy balls balls Cum
by Cum_Boy911 April 22, 2022
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Pure Potato

When picking potatoes and sorting out the good ones from the bad...
Feargal: aw this potato is rotten, and this one, and this one.

Sinead: YAY!! this ones pure potato!!!!

Feargal & Sinead (do the mash potato dance)
by Marie :D November 11, 2007
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Russert potato

(noun) -- (definition 1) a man who has a belly diameter equal to or greater that one half his overall height, thereby possibly making him a high-risk candidate for coronary artery disease, coronary thrombus or perhaps even sudden cardiac death.

(noun) -- (definition 2) the belly of such a person as described in definition 1 of this word.

(So named after the sudden, cardiac death of reknown U.S. journalist Tim Russert on 13 june, 2008. R.I.P. )
When I heard about extreme belly fat being a factor in "sudden cardiac death", I measured my body's lattitude at my belly button. I'm probably not eight feet tall. Therefore, it would behoove me to exercise, eat less junk food and get rid of this Russert potato!
by Paul Skinner June 18, 2008
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Cheesy Potatoes

Sex in a cup...
Oh man, those Cheesy potatoes were sex in a cup.
I had an orgy in my mouth!
by Codydaigle February 20, 2009
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Rotten Potato

When you are having sex and in the middle of busting a nut you shove your fist in her ass so that you can save yourself from having a child.
"Dude I had to pull a Rotten Potato yesterday"
by SDFGHJKJHNBVCXDRFTYHJN May 2, 2019
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The German Potatoe Salad

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it
the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad
by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009
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