ponchio

Whack ass motherfucker that possibly looks like a fat bald middle aged man with a passion for dungeon and dragons. A sort of white shrek but with a shit attitude

Ponchio: "good morning fellow kids, you did shit in the last impossible test so I'm about to fucking do it again for the next ones"
Class: "what a fucking ponchio"

by Frodobeer November 21, 2021

Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

Pöchlauer

Pedophile

“She was one of the prettiest students, but she was just 14”

“Yea Pöchlauer is such a weirdo”

by STANLEY!!!!!!! November 5, 2021

Poached

To get poached means to get very high on alot of dmt

Whah fuck man I'm totally poached

by General ellesse November 19, 2021

Ponching Up

Ponch Up- This term is used when one is putting a rain poncho on themself usually in preparation for imminent rainfall. It is similar to “Put a poncho on” though that is far longer.

Hey man you should ponch up. It’s about to rain.

Look at those storm clouds. I’m ponching up.

by Jturn96111 November 20, 2021

Pochettino

A great and honest man. He is always the one to lead his friend group as he has the most leadership in any type of group he’s in.

Tuchel: I wish i was Pochettino man
Pep: Yea bro, Hes the best

by Gavin657 November 22, 2021