Penis Bandit

A penis bandit is someone who strikes with dicks when no one is around. There is a fine distinction between one who will draw penises for pleasure and one who sets a greater purpose to each shlong he draws. The more crafty and devious penis bandit is a person unbeknownst to the victim. The more mischevious penis bandit will strike psychological fear into the mind of his victim. There is often times a greater purpose to each shlong sent to the victim. The true craft of a penis bandit is unknown until s/he chooses to reveal their intentions.

Ross: Who's drawing all these elaborate penises?
Bundas: It's the penis bandit!! They drew a catfish penis! What the fuck!
Mike: Yo, that's meth!
Tyler: I wonder who it could be guys??
Dave: Bet it's that Trinni I live with!

by The Penis Bandit (Winters) March 25, 2010

Nuclear Penis

A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long.

Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis!

by ReD[NaDa] October 18, 2008

Penisaurous-Rex

Refering to an enourmous penis.

Whoa! That guy has a penisaurous-rex.

by The Real Cullen August 9, 2006

Penis Grill

An old fashioned grill used to cook penises and occasionaly large sausages.

Man, that is one hot penis grill!

by MMMMMMM~ August 31, 2008

penis snail

scientific name: coitus interruptus

when you make the flaccid penis look like a snail by pulling up the balls and bending the head down. the penis snail is usually dormant, but is most frequently awakened by romantic situations, which it likes to interrupt.

"Oh joey, i love y---"

**PENIS SNAIL**

"... well shit."

by cock-and-balls4000 May 16, 2009

Penis Schnitzel

The answer you shout when you don't know the real answer when playing Trivial Pursuit.

Q: 'Who is the emperor of Zimbabwe?'
A: 'Umm, Penis Schnitzel!!?'

Q: 'What is the world's best-selling book?'
A: 'Ahh yes, that would be Penis Schnitzel.'

by Eimer September 4, 2011