Valorant player

A homophobic sexist with zero zest and zero life

eww gross I heard Sean is a Valorant player

by Potato pete July 21, 2023

drag role player

In an online game, someone who plays a character of the opposite gender. Usually a male playing as a female character in an attempt to get help in the game from male veteran players.

by Void June 30, 2003

Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

low life player

Use girls over and over again.

"Matt is such a low life player; he only wanted sex and after I found out, he kept doing the same thing!"

by An Helpful Person April 21, 2016

National kiss a football player day

U have to kiss a football player

Wow u r good at football lemme kiss u because it’s National kiss a football player day

by Ifuckedyomomhahaherbackhurtin October 23, 2019

Create a Player

When someone is acting unoriginal; or bland. The term is derived from the "create a player/character" option that is found in many popular video games such as Madden 12. In this sense, a "create a player" is a person that acting as if they this generic template for a customizable character in a video game.
Ah I can't go to the mall, there are many create a players there.

Man, I can’t go to the mall! There are too many create a players there!

by PerezFan01 April 28, 2021