Plead the 45th

When you, or your lawyer, talk absolute shit in a courtroom, resulting in the judge or jury getting gung ho with the tariff.

Hey Donnie, you demanded we plead the 45th but eh... now the judge wants you to bend over and pick up a $350m bar of soap.

by McSpreader February 24, 2024

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024

Plamble

(V)To give a blowjob with two pringles inserted in a duck-face manner on the top and bottom lips.

She gave him a plamble with pizza pringles, he nutted everywhere!

by The one who munts April 8, 2024

please burger cheese

it's a really nervous dude ordering a cheeseburger.

"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"

by USayinWhat April 23, 2024

pleased to see you

A polite formula when being introduced on someone

It's pleased to see you

by Debskelly1985 May 31, 2024

Peam

Peam is simply peam. It can be used in a number of ways, but the base of its humor is that its non-specific. It neither means good or bad, just that something “is”.

“Fuck my piece of peam life”
“I love peam”
“Get that peam out of here”
“Food so amazingly peam”
“Get your hands off my peam”
“Peam again? (Disapprovingly)”

by peamster June 21, 2024

pleasantly petite

Describing something or someone that is charmingly small in size, delicate, and attractive, evoking a sense of delight and admiration due to their compact and appealing nature.

No you're not short darling you're pleasantly petite

by soggy_waffle_:) July 1, 2024