PAIN

a term used to refer to marijuana amongst fellow peers.

wanna hit some pain?

by HELLHAMMER2012 June 3, 2009

Pain

Contrary to popular belief, this word is actually an acronym for Penis-Aggravating Internal Numbness. This sensation is commonly felt by teenage bros when reading feminist novels for school projects, or when reading anything written by Jane Austen.

Student 1: Have you read Pride and Prejudice yet?
Student 2: No, have you?
Student 1: Yeah, you better get ready for some PAIN.

by lolurbandictionarylol December 13, 2009

Sarah Palin

The hottest woman to ever be named as a Vice Presidential running mate!

Have you seen Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin? She is McCain's schmokin' hot pick for Vice President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election!

by Misty Dawn August 29, 2008

Pain and Suffering

What a man experiances when he's married. Only curable by getting divorced.

Example 1) Bob: Hey guess what?....Laura and I are getting married! Tom: What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? Why the hell would you want all that Pain and Suffering? Kiss your life goodbye you fuckin tard.

Example 2) Laura: Bob asked me to marry him, and I said yes. As soon as the honeymoon is over, my pussy is off limits to him and I'm going to put that stupid motherfucker thru more Pain and Suffering that he could ever imagine. Then I'll divorce him and take all his fuckin money.

Example 3) Bob: Laura won't let me go out with you guys tonight. Tom: I told you too not marry that ball and chain you dipshit. How do like the pain and suffering?

by Floss 69 April 8, 2006

Palin Derangement Syndrome

Originally quipped by Michelle Malkin, Palin Derangement Syndrome or as it's more commonly known: P.D.S, is the act of people who practically froth at the mouth at any mention of Sarah Palin's name. They feel so threatened by this woman that their hatred takes over and they become deranged. Soon, they spew irrelevant insults at the Governor and even if they agree with her, they end up disagreeing with her, for sake of having to (gasp!) admit that she's right. It's quite an interesting site to see.

Liberals, RINO's, the MSM, & Hollywood is highly, highly infected with Palin Derangement Syndrome (P.D.S). Simmer down guys!

by oh snap son! April 26, 2009

Palin Pipeline

giving a bitch some roofies, getting in the scissor position and shitting in her vagina while shooting wolves from a helicopter, you betcha all ya mavericks

shitting in a vagina, laying down the palin pipeline

by M.C.Cain February 19, 2009

Sarah Palin Moment

When you have a pen but no paper and MUST write something down. Your palm becomes your notepad. Particularly pleasing when done by a Democrat.

When this liberal gal wrote my e-mail address on her palm, I thought; even Democrats can have a Sarah Palin Moment.

by SmileK April 18, 2010