Fucking pants

Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".

It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.

I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.

All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!

by Bog ding October 3, 2016

Pants Goblin

N. A person who always wears shorts every single day. A person who wears shorts even when it is cold.

It was 20 degrees but he still had on shorts because he was a Pants Goblin.

by Cowkiller12345 January 12, 2010

pant stain

the residue left behind from the genital area caused by either urine, jobbies or love juice.

use lots of washing powder when washing your pant stains.

by kazza hunter July 31, 2006

damp in the pants

that sweet sensation that starts from sexual stimulation

Max: After all we had in that sexy streak, Sabrina ended it...
Brandon: Dude, that sucks! I thought you'd be the one to get her damp in the pants!

by von groovy March 8, 2019

ankle pants

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.

Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"

by heroic69 May 14, 2013

j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 18, 2011

goal pants

A pair of pants, usually flattering or stylish, purchased in a size smaller than one's current waistline. The size of the pants become the "goal" size of the purchaser, who is rewarded by being able to wear them once they've lost enough weight.

I bought a pair of goal pants from nordstroms! They only had size 2, but three more months of pilates and they'll fit perfectly!

by goalpants January 27, 2010