Smanchy Pants

Referring to girls underwear or panties of the Smanchy variety... ie. are very dirty, unwashed, smelly, ect... Smanchy coming from the word Smanch which is a very unpleasent description of the female neather regions.

I think it's time to do laundry... all my panties have become smanchy pants.

by fortheloveofmellow July 23, 2010

Beach Pants

Noun. Pants to be worn in warm climates without material from the knee down. Synonym: Shorts

1) Hey Gord, I like your new beach pants!

2) Gracious it's a mighty fine day for beach pants.

by thefatfriends May 9, 2012

Fucking pants

Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".

It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.

I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.

All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!

by Bog ding October 3, 2016

picasso pants

Underwear that is too small for their owner, making them look as if they have 4 bum cheeks.

Dude, she's got some picasso pants on!

by x_Jasper February 5, 2008

Houdini pants

A pair of Pants (British) / Briefs / Underwear, that are missing one or more of the front fastening buttons.
Allowing for one's penis to 'escape' the underwear in a style akin to the late Harry Houdini.

All my boxers are in the wash other than my these damn Houdini Pants, my cock keeps falling out every time I walk anywhere.

by Parker25 June 12, 2009

goal pants

A pair of pants, usually flattering or stylish, purchased in a size smaller than one's current waistline. The size of the pants become the "goal" size of the purchaser, who is rewarded by being able to wear them once they've lost enough weight.

I bought a pair of goal pants from nordstroms! They only had size 2, but three more months of pilates and they'll fit perfectly!

by goalpants January 27, 2010

pants party

This is when you get together with your bros and you all take your pants off. You then put on each others pants and just hang out with your bros in each others pants.

Who's coming to the pants party? Waist sizes between 34 and 40 inches or I guess you could just come chill and wear your own pants if you can't fit in anyone elses.

by michael_dickless June 3, 2018