pyrs doogie

An cranky nasty old man who farts when he sits down and stands up, chews with his mouth open, and usually has bits of ham sandwich stuck between his teeth, which he proudly wears as a badge of honor. Also tends to hate Barack Obama, liberals, and anyone who looks younger than 50.

Brandon: "Gross, dude. Don't step there! That pyrs doogie hocked a loogie by the curb."
Hunter: "Thanks, bruh. Those dudes r gross."

by nickpastrana1983 December 23, 2013

pyrovirgophobia

gk pyro -fire; virgo -virgin; phobia (from phobos) -fear

n: A phobia. An irrational fear based on the belief that one's dancing resembles that which is seen in old movies right before a tied-up virgin is sacrificed. Specifically in rituals involving fire.

The usage can be extended to other types of virgin sacrifice involving strange, wild dancing.

Oh, no, sorry! I'd love to, but I have pyrovirgophobia. I can't dance to anything because I'm afraid it will get mistaken as the cue for a virgin to get tossed into a volcano. Then his or her death would be on my hands. Really, sorry... it's not you...

by EmperorBiggles May 23, 2014

pyrocalphobia

Pyro-cal-phobia:

- The fear of burning calories

That dude is such a fat lazy bag of crap, he got the pyrocalphobia.

by DJ Law July 8, 2014

pyrocuted

When there is a burn so bad that you have to mention it is lethal af.

Might also refer to death by extreme heat

That comment pyrocuted that ignorant bitch

by Dr know little(onion San) February 28, 2016

pyrocuted

1. used to describe the burn that can does lethal damage on ego.
2. Can also refer to death by heat.

wow dude you pyrocuted that bitch!
Putin pyrocuted brrocobama by his one liner on his mistake of delivering arms to middle east

by Dr know little(onion San) February 29, 2016

pythag it

A lame word for your lame geometry teacher meaning pythagrium theorem .

Ok kids go pythag it on that right triangle.

by DirtyPIG69 March 17, 2016