Pearling

-Getting caught in a boldface lie in a rather public fashion
-Wearing obnoxiously vibrant jackets to garner undeserved attention
-Being an all-around ignorant jackass

Man 1: "I think I'll wear my orange blazer out tonight..."
Man 2: "Dude, you're not gunna get any girls when you're pearling like that"

by gamer newt February 26, 2011

peartree

A large dokey in the shape of a peartree. Often has corn in it. Many downsydromous children eat such a delicacy. When trying to push this beast out involves the sound of someone having bum sex behind the closed door.

"Man did you see the peartree Phillip droped in the john? It ripped his bumhole apart, and craked the toilet!"

by el asno 90210 April 11, 2007

pearl cummabund

found a little further south of its relative, the pearl necklace

during the last act of an impromptu boot knocker ,
she gasped ' IM NOT ON THE PILL !'...
thats when i knew there was only one move left...two words baby, pearl cummabund

by tm1973 April 4, 2011

Pearl Milling

The act of female masterbation by clitoral stimulation

my girlfriend told me to come over.. when I got there she had been Pearl Milling and had an explosive orgasm right before me.

by BERTO607 February 18, 2021

Zo pearson

Some one who has the best taste in music around she enjoys the same stuff as me and will always tell me wots hot and wots not (sad phrase) lol

the one and only bitch ???is that rite ???

Zoey, zo, zoe, rocks !!!!

by Choco Rocko May 2, 2005

Puffy Pears

a guy with huge testicles and sensitive personality

i just love my boyfriend he is so Puffy Pears

by Jaz the only awesome 1 around November 14, 2007