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Hayleigh’s bald spot

Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.
Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”
by Tweakerbitch98fanpage September 9, 2021
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Fun Spot

An amusement park that is operational and up to safety standards, but has questionable ride operators and safety standards.
Guy 1: I went to six flags today, and the guy didn't close the gates when the ride started!
Guy 2: heh, guess they were pulling a Fun Spot
by CoasterDave September 11, 2021
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wank spots

When you’re soo sweaty after a wank ( for going at it too hard) you develop spots on your back
“These wank spots I have are getting on my nerves
by Midge05 October 3, 2021
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spotted butterfly

Derrick Tule,

Floats down the road without a care in the air,
Goes where the wind blows,
Paid by the hour
He was driving down the road like a spotted butterfly. 45mph in a 60mph zone!
by Drethmel July 23, 2021
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ass spot

What you ask from a homie when he tells you he's going somewhere. Most likely derived from the Latin 'Assi Totus Listus Tier', which was a colloquial request for contextual information upon one's departure. There is an (obvious) amount of ambiguity of particular interest to linguistic historians which some in the subfield subtly regard as the (not so obvious) greatest schism in academia prior to the codification of the Middle English Vowel Shift.

As a linguistically significant phrase the original did tend to attract more varied glances from those who heard than does the modern reinterpretation, for reasons both societal and religious. However, research shows that this type of slang was rooted in more among the common workermen of the potato farms spotting the countryside.
Jaskus Maximus translated: I must return home and ensure my heir falls asleep.
Manus Hypus translated: Can I get an ass spot tier list?
by Emilio Bromfeld July 23, 2021
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spot fucker

Someone who backs into a parking spot incorrectly and makes numerous back-and-forth “pumps” in an attempt to properly align the car, causing several near accidents due to the unexpected reversing.
I almost got hit by a spot fucker today.
by prudepossum August 9, 2021
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g-spotting

The act of doing two things at the same time that causes something unexpected or big to happen
A:"I accidentally pressed the pause and punch button at the same time and now my game is frozen!"
B:"lol nice g-spotting"
by T3r3n August 20, 2021
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