Small business saturday

Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.

Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Small Business Saturday

If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).

Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

business trippin

Taking enough psychedelics to have a good time while still passing as a professional.

“I’m gonna drop acid at the company party, but just enough to be business trippin.”

by Kanman3000 November 11, 2022

Business-Bukakke

In a professional, business or government office setting, typically mentioned by a user when you receive requests from 2 or more managers (or other business associates) through email, telephone, IM , video conference, etc. all at the same time. Most often the request or information that is being conveyed is the exact same thing message from all managers or absolutely conflicting information on a subject matter.

Spoken Openly: I just got a business-bukakke from Chad, Karen and Don. The hell is going on?

Spoken Professionally: I just BB'd from Chad, Karen and Don. Does anyone have a clarification on this matter?

by Spykhed October 19, 2020

Busy

When someone is doing the most/ doing too much.

*A Karen in a store yelling over nothing* “Oo she’s busy..”

by GG44B January 30, 2022

Busy

Suckin' dick

Anna "i've been busy"

John "you've been suckin' dick?"

by Unicornspunk September 28, 2017

Mean business

To be completely serious about something.

Alice: Here comes Charlie. Wait, what is he doing with that chainsaw?
Bob: Uh oh. I hope he doesn't mean business.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023