German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.

The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.

by Uberdyke April 14, 2021

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German Pickles

When two men engage in anal intercourse and one of them a shits on a pickle and they share it together like the lady and the tramp.

Me and my bro had German Pickles for dinner last night.

by unknowndefinitionguy April 15, 2021

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German gas chamber

German gas chamber is a sexual act of a woman farting, while indulging in anal intercourse whit a man.

Hey man, last night this girl did a German gas chamber on me.

by Klowbye April 17, 2021

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When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021

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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021

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