picasso pants

Underwear that is too small for their owner, making them look as if they have 4 bum cheeks.

Dude, she's got some picasso pants on!

by x_Jasper February 5, 2008

goal pants

A pair of pants, usually flattering or stylish, purchased in a size smaller than one's current waistline. The size of the pants become the "goal" size of the purchaser, who is rewarded by being able to wear them once they've lost enough weight.

I bought a pair of goal pants from nordstroms! They only had size 2, but three more months of pilates and they'll fit perfectly!

by goalpants January 27, 2010

Houdini pants

A pair of Pants (British) / Briefs / Underwear, that are missing one or more of the front fastening buttons.
Allowing for one's penis to 'escape' the underwear in a style akin to the late Harry Houdini.

All my boxers are in the wash other than my these damn Houdini Pants, my cock keeps falling out every time I walk anywhere.

by Parker25 June 12, 2009

Fucking pants

Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".

It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.

I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.

All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!

by Bog ding October 3, 2016

Pants Goblin

N. A person who always wears shorts every single day. A person who wears shorts even when it is cold.

It was 20 degrees but he still had on shorts because he was a Pants Goblin.

by Cowkiller12345 January 12, 2010

Smanchy Pants

Referring to girls underwear or panties of the Smanchy variety... ie. are very dirty, unwashed, smelly, ect... Smanchy coming from the word Smanch which is a very unpleasent description of the female neather regions.

I think it's time to do laundry... all my panties have become smanchy pants.

by fortheloveofmellow July 23, 2010

Beach Pants

Noun. Pants to be worn in warm climates without material from the knee down. Synonym: Shorts

1) Hey Gord, I like your new beach pants!

2) Gracious it's a mighty fine day for beach pants.

by thefatfriends May 9, 2012