beaver tail dick

When you have a dick shaped like a beaver tail.

That guys got beaver tail dick.

by Normalnametaken November 15, 2023

Beaver

Known as Andrew Hector Becerra

Carlos : You’ve seen that beaver with the mop hair?
David: Yeah bro, his teeth keep growing with all the wood he eats.

by emptier March 28, 2021

Beaverization

Beaverization is used to describe how beavers keep us safe from floods by building their dams

Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America

by CapybaraSupremacy February 3, 2022

Oh beaver dam it

A play on the vulgar phrase "Damn it". It compares frustration to a beaver's dam. It was first used in 2022 as part of the Rouge Rovers web series in which it is used frequently when Pathfinder gets mad at somthing.

Perseverance: "Pathfinder, I haven't seen Opportunity for hours."
Pathfinder: "Oh beaver dam it."

by JettBrightonTheBoss111 July 15, 2022

Beaver Wrangler

The only guy who works in an office of women and keeps the bitchiness in line.

Joe: man the chicks at work got into it today.
Sam: good thing you're a good Beaver Wrangler and whipped them back into shape.

by buick8 February 6, 2013

Beaver Pole

Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.

He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.

by Mr. Butts July 10, 2022

commercial beaver

Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.

"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"

by Blades of steel November 11, 2009