school

A legal form of torture used in the medival wars to torture your enemies to death scientist found out about it around the 1500:s and reported it to the news but the world leaders was stupid as f**k and thought that the todays children needed that upon the great belt and the devastating pink flip flop. so they made up a law that every child should at least hav 9 years och this torture to grow respect for the elders and since then it hasn't changed much except to give us homework so we can have torture when we are home as well

fuck school you suck your moms dick and have sex with your grandma

by PlatapusDoBeKindaCoolDoe March 12, 2020

School

a place where you get tortured way worse than concentration camp and alcatraz where they have nazi german officers as your teacher and they give you homework which gives you instant amnesia and you fucking fail, and drop out. but in college its like heaven but you have to pay 50,000$ to be teached by an angel

kid: wakes up
mom: cmon timmy its time to go to concentration camp aka school
kid: goddamn it

by Sambruh9 March 14, 2020

School

A place to learn in most European countries. A shooting range in the USA.

European student: "So how's school like in the USA?"
American student: *Dodging gunfire and running away from the school shooter* "Dangerous."

by Fuck my past March 16, 2020

School

the intereasting part of everyone's lives.

School.

by Mickeyella is epico. March 17, 2020

School

A common misspelling for "Hell"

Satan: "Alright for your First punishment, you will have to relive your school years."
Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."

by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020

School

Prison

School is prison what else do you want me to say?

by Honqu April 29, 2020

School

a long and pointless part of life to suck out your soul and for the government to decide whether you're going to live in riches or if you're going into a soul-sucking career with barely a salary. they also hand out something called homework that'll make sure you can never follow your REAL ambitions. it's fucking horrible and the sooner people realise the better.

person1: hey what's that sound?

person2: the souls of the dammed, over there at the school

person1: I thought that's what I heard, poor students

by Seishin_The_Dutchie April 29, 2020