A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
by Vinderex July 09, 2020
One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
by mangyoldog January 10, 2013
Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by Kalikedeshi November 17, 2013
by meganoshua May 14, 2011
The girl that doesn’t want to admit she’s ginger and tries her hardest to clear it up. She has excuses like my hair’s not even that red. And i’m strawberry blond. But she sneaky like a ninja.
by Big Boi Chips Ahoy July 18, 2019
~Ninja Hipocracy~
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online
by RechVEVO June 30, 2018
Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.
by aleis October 02, 2011