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Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.
Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"
by Wintera83 September 16, 2018
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Ninja Baby

Under the radar of government servalance. An entity that does not receive government assistance. An entity that is not registered in the vital records. An entity with unlimited rights.
Im the first one in my family to have a ninja baby
by Huckleboy February 11, 2017
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ninja tourist

Someone who visits new places at a rapid pace. They are most likely on a tight schedule or just like to go fast and be quick.
"We saw the highlights of the city in less than two hours! We are ninja tourists."

"I was a ninja tourist as I breezed through the entire museum in 20 minutes."
by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017
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Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.
I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.
by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016
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Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.
It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.
by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018
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ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.
My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.
by myhoopt July 4, 2016
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Brown Ninja

LEGO™ Man: “Hey have you heard that the Brown Ninja sacrificed Kai to Satan?”

LEGO™ Man 2: “Yeah, sadly they didn't get along since Brown Ninja was a god.”
by PseudonymDefinitionPleaseOrDie September 14, 2019
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