ninja-bitchy

This is a word to describe how girls are fake, dishonest and evil to each other by doing sly, under the radar things to one another i.e. passing mean unsigned notes, sending rude texts, tagging things on bathroom walls, spreading rumors, leaving people out..you know bitchy like a mean girl, quiet and sneaky like a ninja.
As opposed to being a cool chick.

Related to the noun, ninja-bitch

"Uhhgg she is such a ninja-bitch, I know she's the one doing it."

"Stop being soo ninja-bitchy, just say what you need to say to my face."

"We should totally 'accidentally' go spill our drink on her...Well maybe not, may be that's a little too ninja-bitchy"
by Worksinaschool girl February 10, 2010
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fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.
"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja
by Kalikedeshi November 17, 2013
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matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility
Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!
by meganoshua May 14, 2011
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Schrodinger's ninja

A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
by Vinderex July 09, 2020
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status ninja

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
by mangyoldog January 10, 2013
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Ginga Ninja

The girl that doesn’t want to admit she’s ginger and tries her hardest to clear it up. She has excuses like my hair’s not even that red. And i’m strawberry blond. But she sneaky like a ninja.
by Big Boi Chips Ahoy July 18, 2019
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Ninja Hipocracy

When an individual says not to bully/harass people online but then proceeds to do so themselves.
~Ninja Hipocracy~
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online
by RechVEVO June 30, 2018
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