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Noob

A response to being defeated.
John Smith vs. Ninja Glider

John Smith puts a bullet between Ninja Glider's head!

Ninja Glider: noob
by MrCoolness June 21, 2009
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Noob

someone with little or limited knowledge, usually regarding a game. also more generally used to describe someone of little intelligence in general
by thejudes January 9, 2010
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Noob

Someone who is bad at a videogame. Typically noob (pronounced new with a B at the end) will be a player who has owned and played the game for awhile now but due to their ignorance, annoyance, over confidence & general stupidity, they will suck at the game.

These people usually will throw the word noob out which is also a classic example of the more you use it, the more you probably are it. General examples of a noob's behavior are players who betray/team kill their team mates for taking a weapon or vehicle they wanted. Players who have a game virtually won, but continue to play or spawn kill the other team because they're either bored or find it funny.

As you might have guessed - noobs usually don't have much of a life and take their depression out in the videogame world... The one place they can be better then somebody. Noobs also find it necessary to talk shit to the opposite team whether they win or lose.

Please don't confuse Noob with Newbie. The latter means the player is simply new to the game & not necessary a idiot of life.
EXAMPLE IF NOOB LOSES:

Opposite team: Good game, guys.
Noob: You guys got fucking lucky!

EXAMPLE IF NOOB WINS:

Opposite team: Good game, guys.
Noob: You guys fucking suck!
by Proem March 11, 2010
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Noob

Someone who is shit at something, i.e. Life
"Shabaz is a right noob"
by blueprintChris June 12, 2008
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noob monkey poo

reffering to someone who is greater than a noob, but still your friend.
ZOMG! Josh, you're such a noob monkey poo.
by Michelle Sanderlin November 26, 2007
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noob

Anykind of supremecy group or fan that is a loser who feels bad about themselves so they hate on others. like 360 and wii fanboys hatin on ps3 because its cooler than them on all levels
im a nazi and i have 360 and wii
so you are a gay noob
by ulto bane July 14, 2007
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noob cannon

a weapon that eliminates the opprotunity of a fight, I.E. a nuclear missle. Originated in first person shooters but has real-life applications.
If we all used noob cannons nobody would have any fun, so lets all put them down.
by joopiter August 2, 2006
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