My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.
by myhoopt July 4, 2016
Get the ninja magicmug. A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
by El Conquistador July 6, 2021
Get the stroke ninjamug. by Ness828 January 8, 2018
Get the Ninja Pipemug. LEGO™ Man: “Hey have you heard that the Brown Ninja sacrificed Kai to Satan?”
LEGO™ Man 2: “Yeah, sadly they didn't get along since Brown Ninja was a god.”
LEGO™ Man 2: “Yeah, sadly they didn't get along since Brown Ninja was a god.”
by PseudonymDefinitionPleaseOrDie September 14, 2019
Get the Brown Ninjamug. The girl that doesn’t want to admit she’s ginger and tries her hardest to clear it up. She has excuses like my hair’s not even that red. And i’m strawberry blond. But she sneaky like a ninja.
by Big Boi Chips Ahoy July 17, 2019
Get the Ginga Ninjamug. by TheBoyDubbus January 15, 2022
Get the Wooden Ninjamug. by wurpy December 30, 2022
Get the Hood Ninjamug.