spanking tha monkey 

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt

She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!

spanking tha monkey by Nordingo March 24, 2014

super karate monkey death car 

Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.

super karate monkey death car by Jimmy James May 10, 2004

Slut Monkey

A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.

All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.

Slut Monkey by MBC April 1, 2003

sand monkey 

arab towel head who sits on his camel all day out in the desert

"You see that new Arab kid?"
"Yeah, where he came from he was the biggest sand monkey"

sand monkey by Ian Hunter is gay February 23, 2003

Safety Monkey

This term originated from a webcomic called penny arcade. Saftey monkey is one of the group's friends that they constantly abandon, make fun of, and "tell him to meet places and never show up"

In everyday conversation, safety monkey is used to refer to a friend that is just there to make fun of. Sometimes this friend can still be a close friend and only the constant taget for playful jokes, however he/she might also be seriously attacked by his/her 'friends'

"John is our safety monkey"
"He's not really our friend. just a safety monkey."

Safety Monkey by 64bitllama October 14, 2004

snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

snap off a monkey tail by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

Spank the Monkey 

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

Spank the Monkey by Johny Casino December 21, 2009