max nose

When your nose gets fucked up from talking lots of bullshit.

Guy talking to friend - “I fs heelflipped that road gap.”

Friend - “Bullshit...be careful man you don’t wanna get max nose from telling lies. You won’t be able to sneeze properly”

by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020

Max Bangz

Exceptionally gifted DJ who is a Warlock on the Turntables full of swag, charisma, levitation skills and cash money. His DJ sets include bangers and electro house mashups.

Dude: "Ayo Max Bangz show last night was on smash"

Bro: "My face was melted and It was glorious?"

Homie: "I never did this before"

by Max Bangz October 22, 2012

Max-Jasper

A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly

used in the love language.

That guy is so nice! He’s such a Max-Jasper! I wish I could marry him.

by Rita Lynn November 22, 2021

Hobo Max

HBO max but free!! Only to be used by fellow hobos in a large community unless said otherwise

Dude get out of that tent Bob is plying Hobo Max on his TV.

by Hobo Max July 8, 2022

Pulling a max

When you go completely awol off the grid and Noone can find you

Have you seen Lori lately? No, she must be pulling a max.

by Boss ninja13 April 15, 2019

Max Schafer

The man
Plays Dark Souls
Gets no wenches

Max Schafer gets no bitches

by ScaryBigRobot April 12, 2022

Max Tomlinson

The definition of max Tomlinson is to have supernatural feelings for men

John: that ghost is rather sexy
Latisha: come on me young hooligan don’t be max Tomlinson

by Lethonjane jayquelin October 17, 2018