Mikey

Some scruffy guy you always thought was a pedo but deep down he was just perv.

Damn you know that guy Mikey he looks like a pedophile but he actually isn't, can you believe it.

by Mommyfuckmybumbum April 20, 2021

mile highway club

The mile highway club is the road version of the mile high club; pertaining to intercourse while in land vehicles instead of airplanes.

Cletus: “bro I just joined the mile highway club”
Schmidtt: “how did that happen?”
Cletus: “i picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one back”
Schmidtt: “nice one bro”

by weinerfever9000 July 5, 2021

mikeyonnia

the name mikeyonnia is unique the girl who has this name in precious with a pure heart she loves to give and is very funny also very emotional just know she’s a lovable person

mikeyonnia is beautiful

by mikeyonnia November 21, 2021

Mikey the soccer dad

Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..

Guy; Are you a soccer dad?

you: no I'm a Mikey the soccer dad

guy: oh

by xxx._The_gurl_next_door_.xxx April 20, 2022

mhiley

ever since mya came to Joy academy she lost feeling for jacob and fell in DEEEEEEP love for Mya they kiss in the libary everyday AND SLURP EACHOTHER *slurp* slurp*

i hear werid things coming from the library everyday who is it? mhiley i bet

by rubix cube nerd May 4, 2023

two-mile turkey trot

when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.

Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.

angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!

by 69manlovetits March 2, 2011