by Mommyfuckmybumbum April 20, 2021
Get the Mikey mug.The mile highway club is the road version of the mile high club; pertaining to intercourse while in land vehicles instead of airplanes.
Cletus: “bro I just joined the mile highway club”
Schmidtt: “how did that happen?”
Cletus: “i picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one back”
Schmidtt: “nice one bro”
Schmidtt: “how did that happen?”
Cletus: “i picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one back”
Schmidtt: “nice one bro”
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by rubix cube nerd May 4, 2023
Get the mhiley mug.when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.
Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.
angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!
angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!
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