meat poncho

A very loose vagina with oversized vagina lips, the vagina lips are so large they completely cover a mans penis.

I was fuckin this chick and she had the biggest meat poncho i had ever seen. I couldnt even see my dick.

by Laxnegus March 1, 2011

Meat Medallions

Fat, puffy, swollen pussy lips. A pure meat flaps lover's delicacy.

Roger's girlfriend was so wet and horny. Roger pulled her panties off and exposed her beautiful, glistening Meat Medallions.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.

Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.

by Suss March 11, 2005

Honor Meat

The length of a dick with both hands stacked up the shaft. What pokes out is honor meat. Its what you can be proud of.

Person 1: damn my girl loves my honor meat, I got a solid 3 inches of it.
Person 2: lucky, all I got is a mushroom top. Just the tip.
Person 1: I'm sure your gf doesn't mind
Person 2: she broke up with me actually
Person 1: why?
Person 2: she said I didn't have enough honor meat. :(

by tryone DA reel homue July 25, 2015

Omaha Meatball

The combination of lint and sweat that collects in Peyton Manning's gooch

This chick was going down on me, but my Omaha Meatballs stopped her

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

Meat Shelf

The Fold of Gut that hangs over someones pants when they have had 1,000 too many doughnuts.

That guy should wear a bigger shirt so we cant see his Meat shelf.

by Jim Reed May 16, 2006