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Lisa Marie

'lɪsəmə,ɹi
'lɪsɒmɒɾi South Tyriolian variation

A really cool and talented girl who is able to do anything. She is also very intelligent and the strongest girl on the who planet (both physically and mentally). Oh and did I mention that she is beautiful as well?
A: Wow, that's a really tough task...
B: Yeah, man, only a real Lisa Marie could do that.
by climbingwithasilentb January 27, 2019
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Marin County

You know you're from Marin County when...

- It's a bigger deal to come out as a Republican than to come out of the closet.
- Your parents make $120,000 a year, yet you're still considered middle class.
- You know the difference between Thai, Vietnamenese, Chinese, Japanese, Cantonese, and Korean food.
- Left is right and right is wrong.
- Your typical weekend night is spent in a hot tub...
- ...or driving around looking for a party.
- You can't walk into Comforts without seeing at least two people you know.
- None of your friends are around over school breaks because they're either off in Europe or Hawaii, or spending time up at their Tahoe homes.
- Every car at your school either has a bumper sticker for Kerry 2004 or one with the name of a prestigious college...or both.
- The hippy crowd at your school makes up the majority of the school's population.
- There are more hybrid cars at your school than there are black people.
- You have been stopped by cops for being out past curfew.
- Parties are consistently broken up by 11.
- You know the difference between a Cabernet and a Sauvignon Blan...before you turn thirteen.
- You spent your Saturday nights as a seventh grader at Bar and Bat Mitzvah parties.
- You hear the words snow and blow and immediately think about MC.
- You've been at In 'n Out until closing...more than once
- You regularly eat at vegan or organic restaurants
- You have to cross a bridge to find something to do past 10 o'clock
- You play Texas Hold 'Em regularly, and never buy in for less than $20
- You can't imagine going to college parties and having to drink cheap ass beer for once
basically its for the the tree hugging hot tubbing liberals the whole country makes fun of but wishes they were actually part of it (marin county)
by arw October 7, 2005
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Jose Maria

A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.
Hey how did you get over your past?"

"Oh, God gave me a Jose Maria and I sure didn't take it
by jordanair November 4, 2019
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villa joseph marie

private school in holland pa hottest girls who are down for anything know how to have a good time very hard school but they make the guys very hard
thise girls from villa joseph marie know how to have a good time
by bigbootyem October 5, 2017
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Marco's Virginity

Does not exist. Marco lost it under a table inside a middle school where no one has found it. People say if you go under the exact table and yell pussy then his virginity will appear right in front of your eyes.
Marco's Virginity is a legend.
by Spicy_Ness January 23, 2017
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mariop

goodness a mariop
by yg7tg December 10, 2017
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Marin county

Home to the og soccer moms, with their big ass hats and huge Tesla suvs and their iPhone 11 pro Max’s, not caring what the fuck their kids do. Rich ass liberals living in Marin will blow your mind. Fake environmentalist walk the streets at the town center with their Louis Vuitton bags. All together Marin county is fun.
by Gofuckahoe_ November 15, 2019
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