Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

by pringleschips December 28, 2015

Throw a link

Someone that wants to fight you or met up with you

Friend : your ugly and fat so stfu
Other Friend : okay then, throw a link then

by badgirlkayy September 20, 2016

Throw you a link

When you are helping a freind do something on their computer like installing java, but it'll take them a second to find the correct webpage, so you throw them a link.

Person 1: Dude, you need to install java to run .jar files
Person 2: Ok, I'll install it.
Person 1: Wait, let me throw you a link.
Person 2: Thanks, Man!

by Blite33 June 14, 2020

Hudson/Skinny link

Hudson is the hottest mofo you will ever meet. He is tall and skinny giving him the name Skinny link. He has dark brown fluffy hair which you would call the f boy hair. His eyes are a beautiful dark blue that look into you that make you a bit scared of him which is hot. He is packin a big one if ykyk. He loves basketball and one of the top players not just in basketball but in his dating life. He has a ton of hoes on his ass but he truly only loves one girl with the dark brown eyes. So ya he is most definitely the perfect perfect boy and yes I do pray that he will Impregnate me.

Alex: Omg did he see Hudson. He is so cute I snap him so hopefully I pull him
Riley’s brain: Only if she new me and Hudson were dating
Riley: Ya totally but Idk if yk or not but he is talking to a girl…
Alex: omg that’s like so sad ugeeeee
Riley: ya Hudson/Skinny link is a charm

by ILOVEBOYSHE July 4, 2021

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021