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get a life

An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.

Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
Why do you want me to give an example? Like seriously. Get a life and leave me alone.
by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010
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lifehack

A tool or technique that makes some aspect of one's life easier or more efficient.
Web sites now exist, where lifehacker (followers of the movement) can trade lifehacks - suggestions on how to reduce chaos and make their lives more enjoyable.
by JRob December 7, 2005
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Hollister Life Crisis

A type of mid-life crisis where persons over the age of 18, but usually in their mid-20s to early-30s, start to freak out that they are aging and not getting any younger, so they compensate by wearing Hollister Co. clothing. Bear in mind that Hollister Co., by the company's own definition, sells apparel targeted to the 14 to 18 year old age demographic. So when you see that creepy 27 year old guy walking in the mall wearing a Hollister Co. t-shirt, try not to laugh too hard. He's just having a Hollister Life Crisis.
Mike had just turned 25 years old and started freaking out that he was no longer "young and hip" like the teenyboppers. He felt if he wore some clothing like the kind his 15 year old little brother wore, he could recapture some of his youth. So he went to Hollister Co. and bought some new outfits for himself. He thought he was cool, but most of the high school kids thought he was a creepy old dude trying to act young. He was having a Hollister Life Crisis.
by D.L. Crosse January 5, 2009
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Lifeless Yoda

An inanimate object that is strapped to your back thus weighing you down.
Sorry I'm late for class. This lifeless yoda must weigh 50 pounds.
by DuckFarts February 8, 2010
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Life CV

Curriculum Vitae comes from the Latin roughly translating to "course of life".

A "Life CV" attains less to professional achievements and more to personal ones as a record of the momentous occasions in one's life.

It could relate to conquering fears, taking risks, performing incredible feats. All ultimately relating to improving oneself and building character.
Bob: I've always had a fear of heights so I've booked myself a sky-dive to conquer it.
Bill: Awesome, that'll be a good one to put on the Life CV.
by Gerard McKenzie September 8, 2010
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Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.
Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.
by MasterFox November 18, 2010
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