While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.
by Scott Thompson May 3, 2007
Get the Standing Land Strip mug.1. A land-locked homosexual, usualy of the clomo variety, named so due to the inability to camouflage his but pirate-like advances toward unsuspecting straight sailors. Fortunately, easily detected by gaydar.
2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionship of other seamen.
2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionship of other seamen.
Have you been introduced to Bruce? He may suggest you come over for a beer to watch football, but he really means he wants a naked wrestle in front of the fire. He is the one with a pink thong and glitter on his ass cheeks. Lift up his dress and you'll clearly see that he is a bit of a land sailor.
Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.
Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.
by LemonySnicket July 22, 2006
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Coined from the "airplane" scene in the motion picture Superman Returns. Lois Lane is thrashed about the airplane, thusly getting "owned." This phrase is another way to express "owned", "pwned", etc.
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A fucking horrible person who should go somewhere else apart from hear and is a horrible boyfriend which makes him a terrible person just in general. He doesn’t deserve a nice,pretty girl but he has one
OI LANDAN IS SUCH A DICK
by JAYJS BITCH April 6, 2019
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