lonlon

A person that will eat ,beat,and will not miss treat that pussy. female tend to fall in love with him. like to fuck other people bitches.( born trappin)

1.lonlon from parkland
2.stay a way from that fucking machine lonlon

by Bigglo3500 March 13, 2017

Landon

The strange kid in the corner that looks a lot like Elvis Presley and insists he is good at sports. Although, many say he uses WAY to much hair gel.

Person: have you seen that kid that looks like Elvis?

Person 2: you mean Landon?

by 😶😳🤖😱😔😐😂😀😅🦄 August 2, 2017

Landon

A perverted pig, if you let him baby-sit your child he will kill them. He is trash at fornite and is short as hell

Landon is such a perv

by Moriah123 November 1, 2019

Landon

Probably the coolest dude you know! Lowkye probably also looks like a dog.

Person 1 : " wow that dude has a face of a landon"
Person 2 : "thats actually a dog..."

by 677362626 March 10, 2016

Landon School

So basically, Landon is a 4-12 school that plays in the IAC for athletics. They try to compete with superior schools like Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga but fail miserably. Landon is known as a homosexual school, for rich people. Landon kids think they are from the hood when in reality their parents go to 3 country clubs, own 6 cars and live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Landon kids are also known for beating and abusing women, they also think it is okay to do that. Overall, if you go to landon your future is going to be in prison or working as a low level accountant that makes less than minimum wage.

Female: SOME Landon School GUY RAPED ME!!
Landon Kid: You’ll be fine don’t worry

by Duvraj Alahamine June 4, 2020

Landon

A guy that is generally fucking sexy and he is always getting a good succ by a girl named lillian

1. is that a landon?
2. Yes, see lillian down there giving a good succ?

by CockSucker2017 May 28, 2017