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Lottery Mouth

1.) Someone who says the very first thing that comes to their mind. Just like a lottery machine and how the first number that comes out is the number they say out loud.

2.) It is also when the thing you say is completely random. Like when a lottery machine spits out a number ball at random.
Jason keeps on yelling out completely random things. I think he may have lottery mouth.
by Jizzle99 April 17, 2015
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Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon someone who participates in the practice of defecating in the cat litter tray so as not to miss a crucial moment in a televised live sporting event by leaving the room to visit the bathroom.
"Dude, I seriously need a shit but I just know the Broncos are gunna score a touchdown as soon as I leave the room".
"Don't sweat it Bro, just curl one out in the cat litter tray and clean it up after the game".
"Seriously Dude"?
"Yeah no problem, I do it all the time when watching the game, your eyes never need to leave the TV. I'm a regular Litter Shitter".
by The Shanners August 22, 2016
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lester

The act of buying and eating food on your way home only for yourself, and even finishing it in your car in the driveway, in order to get back at your wife for never cooking for you.

It can also be used with full disclosure, as in you nobody will be home, or your wife has already eaten. In this case, you would just tell them "I will just Lester something" or she will tell you "You may want to just Lester something."
My wife never cooks dinner, or she only makes dinner for her and the kids before I get home and it's all gone, so I will just Lester something on the way home.
by rcadeace August 25, 2016
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Lezterday

When you used to lez out, but you do not anymore.
"Hi Barb, are you still dating Nancy?
"No, that was lezterday, I am with Stan now."
by jujuraz17 September 4, 2016
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littergasm

Sexual gratification achieved from throwing trash on the floor. Some people like to have littergasms in public. Or, accidentally reaching orgasm while watching really trashy porn.
Why does he have littergasm all over this park?

"he watches a lot of clown porn. Then he

littergasms all over his room."
by Spaceatfunk March 6, 2017
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Litter on a cat

When your best friend is about to come out of the shower but your pooping on the toilet and he is confused on how you got into his house and you explain it was through the window.
"How the fyck did you get here" said Gerald, "I crawled through the window dude I really needed to Litter on a cat"
by XxVapeGudxX March 22, 2017
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