THE BEST FRIEND THAT YOU CAN EVER HAVE! The nicest, funniest, and most awesome friend ever! Will make you laugh (even when you shouldn't) and is willing to make you smile any time. Has the best laugh in the world! A Lanie will always have your back no matter what and will treat you like her family. But be careful, she is fierce when she is messed with.
by iOofedUrMom June 3, 2018
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Wait, how does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than white? I literally see mostly vsco girls and white girls with booty shorts and crop tops in the winter?
by GirlfromChiTown September 29, 2019
Get the Lane Tech mug.When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.
I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!
by D-Ram April 14, 2010
Get the Latex Landmine mug.According to Aurthurian Myth, the greatest, and most noble of all the knights of the Round Table. He was a freakin' badass, which is why Guinevere fell for him, and not Arthur. He could take on twenty knights by himself and every knight wished they could be like him.
Sir Bors: Look Gawain, there goes Sir Lancelot!
Sir Gawain: He's a total Badass aint he?
Guinevere:Oh that he is.
Sir Gawain: He's a total Badass aint he?
Guinevere:Oh that he is.
by Mr. Entity February 6, 2012
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"Dude, I spent two hours staring at IKEA instructions this weekend. For the life of me, I cannot grasp the Universal Language of Nothing!"
"How do you get this remote to work? I don't speak the Universal Language of Nothing."
"How do you get this remote to work? I don't speak the Universal Language of Nothing."
by MrShroud April 10, 2011
Get the The Universal Language of Nothing mug.(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.
(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.
(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.
(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.
(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.
by GroverSMB October 14, 2009
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