Juan

A black person who thinks he is white, this name is given to black dwarfs who have down syndrome.

Person 1: Where is Juan
Juan: Down here nigger
Person 1: Shut up nigger you're not white, go pick cotton for Gustavo

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

juan and isabel

Literally the best couple out there. Always the coolest people in town, best looking couple around. You wish you could be like them but you aren’t and it’s ok. If your name is Juan, get urself an Isabel.

A: “Omg are those Juan and Isabel?”

B: “Yeah they’re so hot they shd make a sex tape”

by hotchick99hotbuffalowings January 5, 2023

Juan

Juan is an insanely handsome man known for his Minecraft skills.

Bro, did you see Juan going crazy this round? He's the GOAT.

by ElNubinator January 10, 2023

Juan

Who is Juan, you might ask
Well...
Juan is an insanely good looking, handsome man, and aside from his looks, he is also well know for his Minecraft skills.

Bro... have you seen Juan?
He's amazing, not only does he look good, but he is the GOAT!

by ElNubinator January 10, 2023

juan gamer

a new player of a game, mainly a child, that is incredibly laggy and incredibly unskilled at a game

i think this dude is a juan gamer
this juan gamer just blew himself up

by jyat January 28, 2023

Juan-Pierre

Juan-Pierre - THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND also known as the ALPHA. SITH THE STALLION. Trust you don't want to make clear eye contact with him or else you will be dazzled with unbeatable love poison. Juan- Pierre is the guy to go to for everything he is the plug he is the man he is the fixer. Golden Ponny Boy becomes him. Every surfer is intimidated by him, you name it, all of them inspire to one day be as a good as Juan-pierre. THE END EVERYONE WANT TO BE Juan-Pierre.

Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact

Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?

Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!

Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?

Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!

by 1234Blondie1234 February 1, 2023

juan

juan is a boy that is obsessed with his ex girlfriend that cheated on him and he will do anything to get her back. he even got with another girl and then broke up with her to get back at her💀

juan: i really miss her man

his friend: stop your gonna get hurt again

by loverboy0920 February 19, 2023