Juan-Pierre

Juan-Pierre - THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND also known as the ALPHA. SITH THE STALLION. Trust you don't want to make clear eye contact with him or else you will be dazzled with unbeatable love poison. Juan- Pierre is the guy to go to for everything he is the plug he is the man he is the fixer. Golden Ponny Boy becomes him. Every surfer is intimidated by him, you name it, all of them inspire to one day be as a good as Juan-pierre. THE END EVERYONE WANT TO BE Juan-Pierre.

Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact

Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?

Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!

Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?

Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!

Juan-Pierre by 1234Blondie1234 February 1, 2023

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double dirty juan pierre

You tak the poop of your butt and draw half a french curly mustache then the poop of her butt and draw the other half

She smelled after i gave her a double dirty juan pierre

double dirty juan pierre by Daniel Wiener 59 November 19, 2007

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Juan-Pierre • double dirty juan pierre • jeanpierre • juan • Juan Carlos • Juan noodle • Juan Cena • juan de dios • juan manuel • juan angel

jeanpierre

When all else fails, Jeanpierre is the man you can count on. He is the absolute definition of wholesome.. In a world full of raisin cookies, he is double chocolate chip..
Tall, suave, sexy, funny.

“Wow did you see Jeanpierre today, he was looking like a whole meal!”

jeanpierre by Wholesome__man August 7, 2019

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Jeanpierre

When all else fails, Jeanpierre is the man you can count on. He is the absolute definition of Wholesome. In a world full of raisin cookies, he is double chocolate chip.
Tall. Smart. Handsome. Funny.

Wow girl, did you see Jeanpierre today, he was lookin like a whole meal

Jeanpierre by Wholesome__man August 7, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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