Juan-Pierre 

Juan-Pierre - THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND also known as the ALPHA. SITH THE STALLION. Trust you don't want to make clear eye contact with him or else you will be dazzled with unbeatable love poison. Juan- Pierre is the guy to go to for everything he is the plug he is the man he is the fixer. Golden Ponny Boy becomes him. Every surfer is intimidated by him, you name it, all of them inspire to one day be as a good as Juan-pierre. THE END EVERYONE WANT TO BE Juan-Pierre.

Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact

Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?

Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!

Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?

Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!

Juan-Pierre by 1234Blondie1234 February 1, 2023

double dirty juan pierre 

You tak the poop of your butt and draw half a french curly mustache then the poop of her butt and draw the other half

She smelled after i gave her a double dirty juan pierre

double dirty juan pierre by Daniel Wiener 59 November 19, 2007

jeanpierre 

When all else fails, Jeanpierre is the man you can count on. He is the absolute definition of wholesome.. In a world full of raisin cookies, he is double chocolate chip..
Tall, suave, sexy, funny.

“Wow did you see Jeanpierre today, he was looking like a whole meal!”

jeanpierre by Wholesome__man August 7, 2019

Jeanpierre 

When all else fails, Jeanpierre is the man you can count on. He is the absolute definition of Wholesome. In a world full of raisin cookies, he is double chocolate chip.
Tall. Smart. Handsome. Funny.

Wow girl, did you see Jeanpierre today, he was lookin like a whole meal

Jeanpierre by Wholesome__man August 7, 2019