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Sperm joke

A joke involving sperm and 2 people (preferably opposite sex/gender)
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
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Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come
Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!
by Lt. Howe July 26, 2015
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Nolan Joke

1. A joke that completely kills a chain of building jokes, rendering the comedic banter obsolete.

2. A joke that is so far out of left field, that it causes all participants to question their friendships and ultimate self worth.
Dude, that Nolan Joke was definitely the reason that all of the ladies decided to make other plans.
by Someone Uninteresting May 26, 2017
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double joke

The ultimate form of humor. A joke that is planted and has face meaning, but also can me a direct or indirect insult, or a comment with a deeper meaning.
Earlier, anonymous girl told me about luke P because “he’s cute” from the bachelorette’s latest 2019 edition (AL Hannah)
As we both watch the scotland episode, I decided to shred luke p
“Dude this guy is a walking survey”
Says ‘oh so tell me about this’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
But ‘so cute though”

To analyze:
I rip the schmuck and my in my last line ‘so cute tho’ is something luke p said, but also something anonymous girl said, which is where the deeper meaning should sink in.

That is how the double joke card is played
by BrettSvergara June 11, 2019
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pie eating boner jockey

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off
"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."
by Dime pussy October 2, 2013
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saying the joke but louder

"whale noises" -Whale
"whale noise" -Amy schumer
whale: yo wtf amy youre just saying the joke but louder
by ChristofferSbeveMan November 4, 2019
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