jokemonkey

one who know's of funny things and where they are located

man, i know this one guy and he is such a jokemonkey that he started jokemonkey.com

by The Monkey Himself August 30, 2004

joker fish

the people you meet daily that are so ridiculous the only thing you can say is "whaaaaat". A completely new level of retared. When you meet someone where a helmet is not enough.

"Did you see that girl at the party last night?"
"The one who tried to lick everyone, yeah she is such a joker fish!"

by SRK blade October 10, 2009

The Joker

First off, take a girls virginity. When she starts to bleed, get some blood on your fingers and smear it around your mouth from cheek to cheek. When she starts to cry or look disgusted, yell out "Why so serious?!"

Jenny started to bleed from the vagina, because it was her first time having sex. John then began to smear her blood all around his mouth from cheek to cheek, pretending to be the joker. As Jenny started to cry, John then proceeds to yell out "Why so serious?!"

by Keith Bill February 4, 2009

Suzie and Dave joke

Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.

COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"

by rezo June 18, 2004

The Joker

The act of having sex with a girl who is a virgin or on her period and after you pull out smack her across the face twice to make what looks like the joker scars from Batman with her blood from her vagina.

Bill: I pulled off The Joker last night, I had to surprise her with it though I knew she wouldnt go for it.

Jim: No shit dude! thats pretty nasty you cant blame her

by UncleGameTight September 3, 2009

Drummer Joke

A certain style of joke that refers to the most important, yet the most undermined, member of a band, the drummer

Dude: "Wanna hear a drummer joke?"

Drummer: "yeahh sure"

Dude: "What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"

Drummer: "what?"

Dude: "homeless"

by Izzy Wizzy Lets Get Busy October 17, 2008