Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'
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n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.
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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.
Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
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Get the Johnny ass mug.Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
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