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Johnny Spillane

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022
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Johnny Orlando

the most beautiful human that has ever stepped on earth. he is very funny, un-problematic, and hard working. he deserves the entire universe
johnny orlando is so beautiful omg *dies because he is so pretty*
by jadiawillrise January 25, 2019
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Johnny

He is a artist he produces music like shape of you and Galway girl
Johnny is a great artist
by daddyham’ August 20, 2022
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Johnny

Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.
Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters."

Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."
by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023
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Johnny Seo

a member of Korean Boyband, NCT. Debuted in NCT 127 (Limitless). Rapper, DJ, Radio DJ, 'parrot' Comedian, Fashion Evaluator, Communication Center, Johntography, and NCT's daddy. He's from Chicago, and being there until high school.

Stan him, and you'll be surprised every single day.
Johnny Seo is a flirting genius, so be aware of him
by Cass_Tzen November 25, 2017
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johnny williams

johnny williams is a great guy who can be trusted with ones life
eager for revenge if betrayed he will attempt to make ur life hell
normally depressed will act happy for friends sake

like a dog if treated well he will follow u to the end

(will almost always be singe
by n cn cj c November 22, 2021
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johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.
I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?
by SquatchIt September 23, 2020
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