Spotswood New Jersey

Where Old Bridge kids move after high school who have low income jobs. One lives on the train tracks and doesnt mind the 3 am train because they're doing drugs or drinking too heavily to care.

"that earthquake feeling is just the Spotswood New Jersey Main Street 3 AM train bro!"

by my name is October 10, 2012

Jersey

The best state in the U.S
Home to one of the wealthiest towns in America, and is known for it's fantastic educational standings.
We know how to drive here in Jersey, tourists don't.
Be prepared to be flipped off and honked at 24/7.

In Jersey, we don't go to the motherfuckin' beach. We go down the shore.

by dirtyjerseykid March 6, 2008

New Jersey mod meed

The act of tossing ones salad, or eating their asshole, while punching the girls vagina. This is a very complex maneuver, mastered only by some people.

Another way is to falcon punch the girls vagina. This means that you begin punching her pussy while eating her asshole, yelling out "Falcon Punch!"

NOTE: If the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your dick and shove it in her mouth to shut the bitch up. This is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people

Dan- "Yo yesterday I was tossing my girls salad then things started getting a little crazy. I may have accidentally pulled a New Jersey mod meed on her."

Sean- "No big deal, I did that once to my bitch. She loved every second of it except the part where I stuck my cock in her mouth."

Dan- "Trillz Billz."

by m4rchu5 n00by February 24, 2010

Hamilton High West, Hamilton, New Jersey

What is it- A school in the vicinity of Hamilton-Trenton area.People- Filled every race known to man (Kind of like if you threw everything in your refrigerator into a bowl and started mixing) also filled people who will never graduate, wierdo-nerds, oh yeah a lot of jocks. Rules- No going out for lunch you will get sent to in school suspension, no hugging kissing fucking you will get a fine, no smoking you will get a ticket. Principle- Darth Vader looking African-American that has blondish gray hair. Tips- If you want to get out, run, if you need a boagie walk, if you want to get good food stay the fuck out of the dirty cockroach infested area and go to the sev.

Hamilton High School, Chaz, Bri, Little Kitner, Sam, Skyler, Jacqueline, Jimmy, Adam, Nick, Alex, Lorisa, Damar, Sam, Katie, Ricki, Mr.Ski(Awesome ass teacher) and Sam.

Yo you want to go to west? Nah fuck west lets go to Trenton Market and grab a boage.

Hamilton High West, Hamilton, New Jersey

by Chaz12345678910111213 September 30, 2010

Jersey Boy

Term for a male aged 16-21 from Northern New Jersey who pretends to be a "city boy" from New York. A Jersey Boy is often of Italian descent and pretends to be "hard as shit" despite having in all probability grown up in an upper-middle class suburban neighborhood. Often Jersey Boys will smoke at least 2 packs of cigarettes a day, their only larger daily expenditure of money being on hair gel and ripped jeans. Often Jersey Boys will "talk shit about everything" despite "not knowing anything". The most common staples of a Jersey Boy's vocabulary include "fuck", "thats fucking bullshit", "what are you some kind of faggot", and "...me and the boys..." In defiance of biological fact, 99% of all Jersey Boys have black hair, and are often attracted to girls who most people would describe as either, in a good way, "freak(aaaaa)y" or in a bad way, "skanky". Most Jersey Boys will grow up to marry a woman they do not love, and have multiple kids who they will barely know, which suits their personalities as it will permit them to continue to "talk shit" long after their primes.

Irish kid: "hey wop, you're a clown"

Jersey Boy (Billy): "Fuck you, you motherfucking, Irish hoodlum motherfucker, I'm gonna fucking bury you fucking 6 feet under, you fuck."

by Irish11111 September 10, 2009

South Jersey

The better part of Jersey, which includes anything south of I-95.

We support secession from North Jersey, and have a dialect similar to that of a Philadelphian.

South Jerseyite: Hey, where's the WaWa? I need a hoagie and some water.
North Jersyite: What's a 'wooter', 'wawa', and 'hoagie'?

SJ: *silence*
NJ: What?
SJ: Go away, asshole.

by KL-Gaming June 18, 2009