January 9th

It's the day whey you can force your male friends to buy you nutella

Kate: I want that nutella buy it to me
Adam: why the fuck should I?
Kate: cuz izt's january 9th dumbass

by Nyshida December 17, 2020

January 13th

on January 13th you can not get any homework.

teacher: “where’s the homework?”

you: it’s January 13th

by Emmieisdumbbblollll December 20, 2020

Janaja

A beautiful stunning girl that anyone would love to date and spend their day with. She’s a stunning unique beautiful girl that anyone would love to have and own

Jermaine: yo I got a new girl she’s so beautiful and stunning and uniques she’s the best

Carlos: I don’t believe you until you kiss her

Jermaine: ofc I will kiss her she Janaja and she beautiful

by Unkown Maine December 21, 2020

January 15th

National hug-day

It’s January 15th!!!

Go hug your friends!!!
Give em some love man

-hey!
-hey!
-omg, it’s January 15th!!
-What?
-it’s the national HUG DAY!!!

by Blue_pancake.com January 14, 2021

January 14

January 14 is National Complement Someone Day! On this day tell someone how special they are to you💕

Person 1: You look beautiful today!

Person 2: thanks but why are you completing me out of no where?
Person 1: because January 14 is National Complement day!

by Lajdhfuosjwbdjgorij January 14, 2021

January 16

The day to slap anyone named rose

You: *slaps*
Rose: OW! WTF- oh wait it’s January 16
You: yep!

by HEY HEY HEY LAKSKSJDJDK January 16, 2021

January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.

Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"

by DovanUwU January 17, 2021