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Jade

She is a very creepy person. But if you are her friend she is one of the best people ever. And if you fuck her over she WILL FUCK YOU UP! Jade hates being single but loves being a hoe when she is single. She is usually blonde or brunette and very short
Me: do you see that chick over there?
Jess: yea she kinda scares me
Me: must be a jade
by Autpar13 June 16, 2017
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Jadeite

A woman who is raped by the offspring of a black man and Jewish woman, who had consensual sex to conceive such offspring who in turn raped said woman.
A jadeite is the woman who will be eventually raped by the offspring of Barbara Streisand and Shaquille O'Neal
by Cock Muncher 7 November 19, 2010
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Jade

Gorg's second personality. Todddd's wife.

Has a nice booty
Jade has a nice booty, and is married so back off. -todddd
by ♡bittttcchhh June 17, 2018
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Jade

Jade can be a great person at times but she loves to fuck around with you and piss you off. She aspires to be a prostitute when she grows up and is a slut when she needs to be. Jade is also almost always on her period and almost always a bitch
Dude 1: why do you always get angry so easily? Stop being a jade!
Dude 2: I guess you’re right, I’m sorry.
by Big boi Mozezzzz January 23, 2019
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JADE ELIZABETH PROCTOR

The baddest bitch around, she the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, Jade is this awesome amazing girl, whos a awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and beliebes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determind to make her dreams reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad, and just an all-round nice person and friend. ALSO;Jade is a very beautiful girl, you just want her so bad.. Shes Unreal.<3
Woah i wanna be like that JADE ELIZABETH PROCTOR
by BABYMOMMA:) December 11, 2011
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Jade

That girl’s name is Jade
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jade

a stupid bitch.. who is a hater ! Her pussy stink🤮ugly asf
jade you don’t wanna be around a girl name jade
by uebangjgvekub May 6, 2019
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